"Obama" - the redneck word of the day



"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"


Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.

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timb:

Oh, and after I'm done smoking, the cigar nub smells like my beard.

Barium- what you do when CPR fails.

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Only real men cut their cigars with the tusks of elephants.- Hugemoose

Matt Marvel:

Barium- what you do when CPR fails.

LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.

Retard - "My granpaw retard at age 65.."

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My favs are in my bio! You should do the same!

dennisking:

Every time you call in on your Ccom order, I suggest saying "All Hail the Beard" before you hang up. It's like a secret handshake.

Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!

Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh

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Iam a standing member of PETA ...... People Eating Tasty Animals

This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:

Word: Mayonaise
"Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"

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Jimmy

kingjk729:

Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh

I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

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"Thank you microbreweries, for making my alcoholism seem like a neat hobby!" - Jimmy Fallon

Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!

My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."

I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...

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Jason
You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too Puro

Also------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)

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Never make a decision, by not making a decision.

Nakin = Napkin
Acrost = Across

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"All things are possible through faith in The Beard."
- j0z3r 1/15/2010


pure.refreshing.bacon.

When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...

"Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ?