I'm expecting my first in just a few weeks and was wondering how many of you are parents already?

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Bobby

Congrats. I'll be a new parent soon (October) as well. It will be quite an adventure.

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Happiness is: a belt fed weapon

my son will be turning 2 in october....word of advice...GET LOTS OF SLEEP.

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"Long ashes my friends"

Congrats!! And good luck!!
My little boy turns 3 in october.
Adventure being the key word. You'll be wrist deep in the vile excrement’s of the small one wondering how such a disturbing smell came out of something so small and innocent, and then they need feeding. But it didn't seem to quench their anger, battling the blood curdling screams that never seem to end. What do you do? Are they hot, cold, in pain... Then there is an eerie moment of silence as a rumble begins from their insides followed by a bellowing belch that makes a father proud, then another sound from with the confines of the crap catcher, which also was a moment of pride, till you realize what has to come next... and it's back in to the bog of eternal stench...
But they grow out of it, and you can get some sleep after a while.
I love my boy. They'll make you re-think everything about your life. Be it for the better or worse, that's up to you.

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"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain

8 y/o daughter and another one coming Aug. 17. Really my only worthwhile accomplishments/contributions to society.

You guys make me feel two years older than dirt! I have six sons from age 20 to 40.

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“A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.” – M*A*S*H, Klinger

YankeeMan:

You guys make me feel two years older than dirt! I have six sons from age 20 to 40.

You almost have a baseball line up goin, j/k.
We all come here because we all feel the same way... about cigars. Regardless of age, we all have things in common. Age is just a number, it defines experience rather than wrinkles.

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"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain

YankeeMan:

You guys make me feel two years older than dirt! I have six sons from age 20 to 40.

Well that makes me feel better at least. I have 3 boys. 16, 13, and 13

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Ron

Congratulations! My son will be 2 in a few weeks.

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jlmarta:

I stick a raisin in my belly button and pretend I'm a cookie.

Congratulations!! I had my first 2 yrs ago at the age of 52.

 

Dan

what the hell, kids keep you feeling and thinking young ! Mine are 20 and 17.

Hey, it's Kasper the Friendly Ghost. The friendliest ghost I know. Good to hear from you, old-timer.

kaspera79:

what the hell, kids keep you feeling and thinking young ! Mine are 20 and 17.

Kas ma raz ...where ya been man ...hope your well ...missed ya on here ...

Hey Geno and Luko ( OTSF) I just needed to get away for a little while and catch up on some real life issues, nothing serious. So, what's up with all 'ya all ?

Just gettin back into the flow of enjoying cigars and yeah those real life issues can slap ya around a bit huh ...glad to see some of the old guard around again ...