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Pleasing the wife...

Last post 04-13-2009, 9:40 PM by gmill880. 95 replies.
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  • Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-14-2008, 6:58 PM

    ScottU
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    I figured a subject like that would get a few looks... :)

    Just curious on how you all go about getting back to a "kissable" state after a smoke? My wife hates the smell and I can't seem to get rid of it. Any great mints, mouthwash, etc to try?

    Thanks,
    Scott

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-14-2008, 9:25 PM

    Vince O
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    ScottU:
    I figured a subject like that would get a few looks... :)

    Just curious on how you all go about getting back to a "kissable" state after a smoke? My wife hates the smell and I can't seem to get rid of it. Any great mints, mouthwash, etc to try?

    Thanks,
    Scott
    38 years of being married to the same lady, she still hasnt gotten used to the cigar breath, , I give her a few more years then she will stop complaing about it !
    Please pass the gravy, GO NAVY

    Enjoy, Vince

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 7:59 AM

    madurofan
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    LOL. I typically wash my hands and gargle with listerine. Not only is it pleasing to her it actually makes your experience healthier.

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 9:12 AM

    rwheelwright
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    All my years smoking cigars, I have yet to find something that takes care of the problem. I usually brush and rinse with listerine but thta only lasts a little while. I usually have cigar breath and that taste in my mouth for 24 hours no matter what I do.

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 10:06 AM

    madurofan
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    Also another thing Scott. How long have you been married? You titled this "Pleasing the wife..." I haven't even been married that long but I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 10:20 AM

    jlzimmerman
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    My wife doesn't mind so much, but I try everything to limit the smell and a cigars lingering effects. I wash my hands thourougly, rinse my mouth with mouth wash, brush, and/or eat or drink something that is just as robust as cigars, like milk products.
    Happiness is: a belt fed weapon

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 5:27 PM

    jaytothen
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    I take a shower, brush my teeth, and tell her to deal with it when she complains. Then, normally, i get told to go sleep on the couch or in the guest room with our puppy. It's a loose loose situation.

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 9:28 PM

    madurofan
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    jaytothen:
    It's a loose loose situation.
    You really shouldn't have told us this much about your wife. ;)

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-15-2008, 10:24 PM

    dutyje
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    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    phobicsquirrel:
    ummm milk it..

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 2:14 AM

    Jetmech_63
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    Everytime my wife complains i remind her that this hobby beats the hell out of screwing other women...

    It's all about perspective :)
    It's Beer! Hooray Beer!

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 9:52 AM

    rwheelwright
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    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    NOW, THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 10:12 AM

    madurofan
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    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    I have actually accomplished this ... you?

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 11:31 AM

    rwheelwright
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    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    I have actually accomplished this ... you?
    I have not, but I'm sure I can accomplish it this weekend.

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 11:54 AM

    bbc020
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    rwheelwright:
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    I have actually accomplished this ... you?
    I have not, but I'm sure I can accomplish it this weekend.

    no comment
    "As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more." - Jules Renard

  • Re: Pleasing the wife...

    		 12-16-2008, 11:58 AM

    Bad Andy
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    bbc020:
    rwheelwright:
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    I'm aware that pleasing her is a pipe dream. lol
    It's not a dream any more, Maddy.. They've got pills for your pipe now ;)

    To the OP, just give her something to put her lips on that hasn't done any smoking. If you're really good, maybe you both could be smoking at the same time.
    I have actually accomplished this ... you?
    I have not, but I'm sure I can accomplish it this weekend.

    no comment
    Bill?
    Andy

    A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.
    Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, 1787
    3rd president of US (1743 - 1826)
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