So Friday night I was on my way home from having dinner with one of my boys I was in Iraq with when a deer ran out in front of my 4 month old Jeep Patriot. I was driving by the training side of MCB Quantico. Luckily it didn't do alot of damage. Busted the blinker light housing and put a dent above it with it's head and the body dented up the the two passenger side doors some. I'm fine just sucks this happened. Fun way to kick off B-Day weekend...lol

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Pics or didnt happen!lol!

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Damn, u got lucky. Glad no one was hurt. I remember coming home one evening after dropping off a co-worker and I was going down back country highway going about 65+ and was coming down a hill...at the bottom there were 3 deer all spaced out going across the road. Of course, the a-ssholes froze in place. All I could do was maneuver my truck to drive in between them. I couldn't believe I didn't hit one of those bastards, It would have been bad.

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bigbgballz:

Pics or didnt happen!lol!

lolz I will get some and post em up. It'll be a day or two though. There's still fur in the busted blinker light hosing

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Krieg:

Damn, u got lucky. Glad no one was hurt. I remember coming home one evening after dropping off a co-worker and I was going down back country highway going about 65+ and was coming down a hill...at the bottom there were 3 deer all spaced out going across the road. Of course, the a-ssholes froze in place. All I could do was maneuver my truck to drive in between them. I couldn't believe I didn't hit one of those bastards, It would have been bad.

I really did. I only got her like 4 months ago and before that I had a mustang that deer would have came up on the hood and into the windshield I'm sure. That's awesome you were able to maneuver around them and miss them all. That would have ended terribly

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I'm probably jinxing myself here, but I'm actually amazed I've never even come close to hitting a deer. The woods near my house are infested with tons of deer.

Funny strory: while at work, I get called to an accident scene where a citizen hit a deer. A nice 12 point buck. It's still alive , but in bad shape. My partner just got his new M4 carbine and couldn't wait to break it in. So I let him make the kill shot. He get's up close to the beast, and is about to shoot, when the f***er jumps up and runs!!! My partner wasn't going to be deterred, so he drops to a knee, takes aim with his EOTech, and pops 2 into the buck as it's running from about 75 yards. Dropped him instantly.

Now I've hit a deer from a tree stand at about 100 yards with a Remington 12 guage, but that was way cooler......

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Guns don't kill people......daddies with pretty daughters do.

I hit a cow with my 79 Camaro in high school. bad thing was Colorado is mostly a open range state so when you kill a cow...... you buy it. Was a costly evening.......

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lilwing88: "Closed, huh? That blows. I guess I'll take my HTF Tats, Viajes, Fuentes and smoke them till I puke....."

In Lejeune when the moon was bright we used to get a couple of deer hits a night. It was always a race to the scene to see if you got to shoot the deer or not. First one there got rights to putting it down.

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I hit one when I was 18, twice. Hit it once, it bounced forward and skidded along the ground and I hit it again. Broke it's back but it was still alive, really tore up my front end though. So this deer is screaming in pain, trying to get away by pulling itself with its front legs. I know I gotta end its suffering but having no gun to shoot it with and all I have is a jack in my trunk, so I decide one swift blow to the head will end its pain quickly. I walk up to it, it looks at me with fear, I tell it it'll be over quickly, raise the jack and hit it on the head as hard as I can. Deer have really thick skulls, and now this broke back deer also has a concussion. I hit it again, still no dead deer. Third time a charm? Nope. Took a fouth time to kill that poor deer. So after being hit twice by a car, then blugened to death with a jack his suffering was finally over. I think he had a worse day than me.

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Ken Light:

Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

cabinetmaker:

I hit one when I was 18, twice. Hit it once, it bounced forward and skidded along the ground and I hit it again. Broke it's back but it was still alive, really tore up my front end though. So this deer is screaming in pain, trying to get away by pulling itself with its front legs. I know I gotta end its suffering but having no gun to shoot it with and all I have is a jack in my trunk, so I decide one swift blow to the head will end its pain quickly. I walk up to it, it looks at me with fear, I tell it it'll be over quickly, raise the jack and hit it on the head as hard as I can. Deer have really thick skulls, and now this broke back deer also has a concussion. I hit it again, still no dead deer. Third time a charm? Nope. Took a fouth time to kill that poor deer. So after being hit twice by a car, then blugened to death with a jack his suffering was finally over. I think he had a worse day than me.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm thinking of that scene from Me, Myself and Irene where he's killing the cow.....sorry for the deer dude, i'm sre that was horrific....

So how many of you kept and ate the deer after you hit it? We still do that. A girl at work was all upset and came in crying because she hit a deer jut a few miles outside the hangar....buddy and i hopped in the truck and retrieved it, gut it and split between us :)

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cabinetmaker:

I hit one when I was 18, twice. Hit it once, it bounced forward and skidded along the ground and I hit it again. Broke it's back but it was still alive, really tore up my front end though. So this deer is screaming in pain, trying to get away by pulling itself with its front legs. I know I gotta end its suffering but having no gun to shoot it with and all I have is a jack in my trunk, so I decide one swift blow to the head will end its pain quickly. I walk up to it, it looks at me with fear, I tell it it'll be over quickly, raise the jack and hit it on the head as hard as I can. Deer have really thick skulls, and now this broke back deer also has a concussion. I hit it again, still no dead deer. Third time a charm? Nope. Took a fouth time to kill that poor deer. So after being hit twice by a car, then blugened to death with a jack his suffering was finally over. I think he had a worse day than me.

Sorry man but this made me laugh, really well too, thanks :D

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firetruckguy:

I hit a cow with my 79 Camaro in high school. bad thing was Colorado is mostly a open range state so when you kill a cow...... you buy it. Was a costly evening.......

Was the Camero ok?

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It was a loss....... amazing what 12 hundred pounds of walking meat can do to a car. Was a pretty nice ride too......

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cabinetmaker:

I hit one when I was 18, twice. Hit it once, it bounced forward and skidded along the ground and I hit it again. Broke it's back but it was still alive, really tore up my front end though. So this deer is screaming in pain, trying to get away by pulling itself with its front legs. I know I gotta end its suffering but having no gun to shoot it with and all I have is a jack in my trunk, so I decide one swift blow to the head will end its pain quickly. I walk up to it, it looks at me with fear, I tell it it'll be over quickly, raise the jack and hit it on the head as hard as I can. Deer have really thick skulls, and now this broke back deer also has a concussion. I hit it again, still no dead deer. Third time a charm? Nope. Took a fouth time to kill that poor deer. So after being hit twice by a car, then blugened to death with a jack his suffering was finally over. I think he had a worse day than me.

Being an insurance claims rep this is an awesome story and it really made me laugh my ass off ..... Thanks

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Firetruckguy that is def getting kicked when you are down. Not only is your car totaled but then you have to pay for the thing that totaled your car. That really sucks. Cabinetmaker that was too funny man! I got a great laugh out of that. I'm sure you were laughing but wow. Great story!

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