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Christmas Gurkha

rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 6,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Gurkha is releasing a $2000 cigar if anyone is looking for stocking stuffers

Christmas Gurkha

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    danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Anyone wanna do a splitsies?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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    MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Jan 1, they'll be on the sprint for $100 for a 5ver.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
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    jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Gurkha is releasing a $2000 cigar if anyone is looking for stocking stuffers

    Christmas Gurkhal
    LMAO. Is this an april fools joke?
    Martel:
    Jan 1, they'll be on the sprint for $100 for a 5ver.
    Or weekend blitz --- $40 for a box of 20 lol

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

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    bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Remember that it is better to give then receive. Please include the 'gift invoice'...not that i would want to return it...but nice to have options. :0
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    rwheelwrightrwheelwright Posts: 3,296 ✭
    He ain't lying.

    http://halfwheel.com/gurkha-announces-maharaja-premium-release-yet/73922
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Martel:
    Jan 1, they'll be on the sprint for $100 for a 5ver.
    Beat me to it.
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    Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    With all the ads on Halfwheel, at first I thought it looked an awful lot like a Room 101 band...
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
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    Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    I've heard the stems are placed just perfectly so that when this one explodes the result is a middle finger sticking up at you.
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
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    youngryan216youngryan216 Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭
    Ken Light:
    I've heard the stems are placed just perfectly so that when this one explodes the result is a middle finger sticking up at you.
    This.
    ISO Ramrod and Ron Mexico
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    youngryan216:
    Ken Light:
    I've heard the stems are placed just perfectly so that when this one explodes the result is a middle finger sticking up at you.
    This.
    Now that made me laugh out loud.
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    kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat:
    Martel:
    Jan 1, they'll be on the sprint for $100 for a 5ver.
    Beat me to it.
    $20 at the most...lol
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    twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Gurkha is releasing a $2000 cigar if anyone is looking for stocking stuffers

    Christmas Gurkha
    No
    no matter where you go, there you are.

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    Darktower007Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Gurkha is confusing as hell. Dirt cheap online expensive in stores then uber expensive cigars like that....CRAZY!
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    jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Gurkha is releasing a $2000 cigar if anyone is looking for stocking stuffers

    Christmas Gurkha
    Dang you I was actually excited and thought they were doing a small release.
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Gurkha is releasing a $2000 IQ test if anyone is looking for stocking stuffers

    Christmas Gurkha
    Fixed it.
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    wahooschockwahooschock Posts: 792 ✭✭✭
    The comments are great
    I love my pack and a good community (cigars/Vape)
    "I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
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    MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    In honor of this thread, I smoked a Gurkha last night.

    Well I smoked half a Gurkha until the draw became too tight.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
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    Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    So kaizad feeds his dog Kobe beef for a couple weeks then cleans up after it and rolls it in a leaf?? Oh I forgot to mention he blended in a firecracker so it will consistently blow up
    Money can't buy taste
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    danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I called it "Dog Rockets n Crotch Rockets. Used all Gurkhas
    photo 2014-11-25 07.37.40.png
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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    wahooschockwahooschock Posts: 792 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    I called it "Dog Rockets n Crotch Rockets. Used all Gurkhas
    photo 2014-11-25 07.37.40.png
    Id rather suck on the empty pipe...probably tastes better and wont explode
    I love my pack and a good community (cigars/Vape)
    "I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
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