urbino:

dutyje:

I rob banks for a living

Jackin' up banks. I can see where a man would derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction from that.

Modern-day bank-robbing is actually pretty boring. Not like you'd see on TV or in the movies. However, just like in the old days, the stupid crooks are the ones that take the most money.

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A. De Mello:

There is not a single moment in your life when you do not have everything that you need to be happy.

Guys, once again CODEWORDS are a must in these delicate situations.. Such as.. I help the Amish raise barns..I sponge bathe the elderly at a nursing home...or I'm just a singer in a Rock and Roll band...

kaspera79:

Guys, once again CODEWORDS are a must in these delicate situations.. Such as.. I help the Amish raise barns..I sponge bathe the elderly at a nursing home...or I'm just a singer in a Rock and Roll band...

What I meant was that I clean the portraits of former presidents.

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A. De Mello:

There is not a single moment in your life when you do not have everything that you need to be happy.

Cleanin' the portraits of former presidents. I can see where a man would derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction from that.

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And then bartering those portraits for goods and services..

I am a manager of Best Buy here in wisconsin. Not making money hand over fist, but that will come in time. Still enough money to enjoy the finer things in life, baseball games, good beer and now a fine cigar

-Nate

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Mr. Powers I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a Stiff Neck all day

Dude that's a sweet job.. Being around all the electronics, computers, big screens, sound systems, all day. I would spend my whole check ( except for cigar money ) right in the store.. Plus the discounts....Nice.

kaspera79:

Dude that's a sweet job.. Being around all the electronics, computers, big screens, sound systems, all day. I would spend my whole check ( except for cigar money ) right in the store.. Plus the discounts....Nice.

Ok, i will admit that being around electronics all day would be sweet, but I would go nuts dealing with half of the staff. No offense Lasabar, but it seems most of the people at the Best Buy I last went to were partially retarded and not helpful whatsoever, not to mention the department manager seemed to get a kick out of jerking me around and delaying me in my purchase, which was coincidentally the last one I'll be making at a best buy if I can help it....again, no offense, I'm sure its not indicative of all Best Buys.

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

j0z3r:

kaspera79:

Dude that's a sweet job.. Being around all the electronics, computers, big screens, sound systems, all day. I would spend my whole check ( except for cigar money ) right in the store.. Plus the discounts....Nice.

Ok, i will admit that being around electronics all day would be sweet, but I would go nuts dealing with half of the staff. No offense Lasabar, but it seems most of the people at the Best Buy I last went to were partially retarded and not helpful whatsoever, not to mention the department manager seemed to get a kick out of jerking me around and delaying me in my purchase, which was coincidentally the last one I'll be making at a best buy if I can help it....again, no offense, I'm sure its not indicative of all Best Buys.

did that manager smell like cigars? hmmmmmmm?

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kuzi16:

j0z3r:

kaspera79:

Dude that's a sweet job.. Being around all the electronics, computers, big screens, sound systems, all day. I would spend my whole check ( except for cigar money ) right in the store.. Plus the discounts....Nice.

Ok, i will admit that being around electronics all day would be sweet, but I would go nuts dealing with half of the staff. No offense Lasabar, but it seems most of the people at the Best Buy I last went to were partially retarded and not helpful whatsoever, not to mention the department manager seemed to get a kick out of jerking me around and delaying me in my purchase, which was coincidentally the last one I'll be making at a best buy if I can help it....again, no offense, I'm sure its not indicative of all Best Buys.

did that manager smell like cigars? hmmmmmmm?

LMAO

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Hey Nate, I think Kuzi is picking on you !! Good one Kuzi... I am sure this is a complete coincidence, have you ever met a cigar smoker who was not good natured ??

kaspera79:

Hey Nate, I think Kuzi is picking on you !! Good one Kuzi... I am sure this is a complete coincidence, have you ever met a cigar smoker who was not good natured ??

I've met machine manufactured dog-rocket smokers who were pricks by nature... Backwoods... HA!

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

Well I bet thay are not members of our fine group... We shall not allow the ill mannered amongst us!! ( BURP ) excuse me..

kaspera79:

Hey Nate, I think Kuzi is picking on you !! Good one Kuzi... I am sure this is a complete coincidence, have you ever met a cigar smoker who was not good natured ??

there are cigar snobs out there. They read too much CA and dont hang out with the cool people here at cigar.com.

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Kuzi's cigar catalog blending 101 developing your palate

So true.

Let's leave a flaming bag of poo at their door.

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