j0z3r:

Ample warning here fellas. Within the next 7-10 days, bombs will be targeted to several locations throughout the country. Warning will be minimal and damage will be thorough and devastating.

Ominous.

Meanwhile, the bomb I dropped last week is scheduled for impact tomorrow.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

urbino:

urbino:

Call ATF! I been bombed!

Maddy crushed me with a fiver -- 4 Fuentes (3 Hemingways!) and a Flor de Orlando, which I've never had and don't even know anything about. Gotta go look that one up. Thanks, maddy!

Aha! The Flor de Orlando is a rarity produced by Fuente in 1994. I repeat: 1994! Apparently, a small number were made, and then all of them were promptly lost in a warehouse somewhere, or something like that. And now they've turned up. And maddy gave me one. Maddy rawks.

Glad you like it! I've been looking for a while to find what to get the guy who has everything. Just be warned, I'm not done with you yet.

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urbino:

j0z3r:

Ample warning here fellas. Within the next 7-10 days, bombs will be targeted to several locations throughout the country. Warning will be minimal and damage will be thorough and devastating.

Ominous.

Meanwhile, the bomb I dropped last week is scheduled for impact tomorrow.

Its getting scary 'round these parts. I'm contemplating my next one already, just waiting for someone to make a target out of themselves. Be careful what you say we are watching ...

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madurofan:

urbino:

j0z3r:

Ample warning here fellas. Within the next 7-10 days, bombs will be targeted to several locations throughout the country. Warning will be minimal and damage will be thorough and devastating.

Ominous.

Meanwhile, the bomb I dropped last week is scheduled for impact tomorrow.

Its getting scary 'round these parts. I'm contemplating my next one already, just waiting for someone to make a target out of themselves. Be careful what you say we are watching ...

hay my name is big dan & i am nu 2 dis 4um i aint get no munee butt wood liike 2 tri sum opuss XXX & sum gerkas, if all u guys wood sent me sum that wld b kwl. kum 2 my club. pearis hillten cums by awl the tyme. jeezus stopd by ysturdy 2. i go 2 kolege sew i will b aprecshe8 it. Thnx. big dan, oh send thm 2, kas he has mi addy. ok

Holy Crap!!! That made my head hurt....big dan musta been before my time

Maybe he was ahead of his time

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phobicsquirrel:

ummm milk it..

kaspera79:

madurofan:

urbino:

j0z3r:

Ample warning here fellas. Within the next 7-10 days, bombs will be targeted to several locations throughout the country. Warning will be minimal and damage will be thorough and devastating.

Ominous.

Meanwhile, the bomb I dropped last week is scheduled for impact tomorrow.

Its getting scary 'round these parts. I'm contemplating my next one already, just waiting for someone to make a target out of themselves. Be careful what you say we are watching ...

hay my name is big dan & i am nu 2 dis 4um i aint get no munee butt wood liike 2 tri sum opuss XXX & sum gerkas, if all u guys wood sent me sum that wld b kwl. kum 2 my club. pearis hillten cums by awl the tyme. jeezus stopd by ysturdy 2. i go 2 kolege sew i will b aprecshe8 it. Thnx. big dan, oh send thm 2, kas he has mi addy. ok

HAHAHAHAHA

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Kasper, that was spot on pal. Truth be told, Dano coulda written that in about 10 secs, while it probably took you 15 min to pen that masterpiece.

kaspera79:

madurofan:

urbino:

j0z3r:

Ample warning here fellas. Within the next 7-10 days, bombs will be targeted to several locations throughout the country. Warning will be minimal and damage will be thorough and devastating.

Ominous.

Meanwhile, the bomb I dropped last week is scheduled for impact tomorrow.

Its getting scary 'round these parts. I'm contemplating my next one already, just waiting for someone to make a target out of themselves. Be careful what you say we are watching ...

hay my name is big dan & i am nu 2 dis 4um i aint get no munee butt wood liike 2 tri sum opuss XXX & sum gerkas, if all u guys wood sent me sum that wld b kwl. kum 2 my club. pearis hillten cums by awl the tyme. jeezus stopd by ysturdy 2. i go 2 kolege sew i will b aprecshe8 it. Thnx. big dan, oh send thm 2, kas he has mi addy. ok

Holy cow, I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. Two thumbs up for you my friend.

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

Hey guys... I heard Big Dan is back on the forum.. Now if we could just get Lassie to come back. ".... Lassie come back, you can blame it on Urbi, "

Baby, come back! You can blame it all . . . on . . . me. I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.

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urbino:

Baby, come back! You can blame it all . . . on . . . me. I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.

Hey Urbi, you have a great singing voice ...how are things on your end ?

Thanks. I have more of a baritone register, so that one's quite a stretch.

Things are good, here. New humi is doing its humi thang. I've got it packed full of cigars. Every now and then I take one out, light it up, and let it do its cigar thang. It's all good. How you is?

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urbino:

Thanks. I have more of a baritone register, so that one's quite a stretch.

Things are good, here. New humi is doing its humi thang. I've got it packed full of cigars. Every now and then I take one out, light it up, and let it do its cigar thang. It's all good. How you is?

I is good, It sounds like you got a pretty good system, buy some, burn some. The circle of life..

What happened to Lassy?

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