Oh you guys are killing me. I didn't want to go there with the singed butt hair but since you all did yeah that is what happened.

INFIDELS!!! How dare you defile this shrine for my mission to snipe The Beard with your... your... with your singed butt hair & your fried nipples! Defilers & blasphemers will pay for their insolence! Soon I will put the stars in your eyes so you can see the truth more clearly!

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill

The Sniper:

INFIDELS!!! How dare you defile this shrine for my mission to snipe The Beard with your... your... with your singed butt hair & your fried nipples! Defilers & blasphemers will pay for their insolence! Soon I will put the stars in your eyes so you can see the truth more clearly!

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

Now sir, I will light your nipples and butt hair on fire, have laker come over there and fist you, have ormondefg come over there and insult you, shine a laser on your crotch so my dog will attack what little manhood you have, and THEN send the midget to come rub icy hot upon whatever genitalia still remains. If you still haven't had enough after that, then i shall cast the same curse as i did upon mrpillow! You have been warned.

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Alex the unabomber and recipient of the MoW Special Forces Badge

doromath:

Some folks bomb your humidor: Alex bombs your mind.

Alex Williams:

The Sniper:

INFIDELS!!! How dare you defile this shrine for my mission to snipe The Beard with your... your... with your singed butt hair & your fried nipples! Defilers & blasphemers will pay for their insolence! Soon I will put the stars in your eyes so you can see the truth more clearly!

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

Now sir, I will light your nipples and butt hair on fire, have laker come over there and fist you, have ormondefg come over there and insult you, shine a laser on your crotch so my dog will attack what little manhood you have, and THEN send the midget to come rub icy hot upon whatever genitalia still remains. If you still haven't had enough after that, then i shall cast the same curse as i did upon mrpillow! You have been warned.

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ROTFLMAO That one was good Alex! This is Moe fun than a Healthcare debate!

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"Death By Diesel" Creator and Conqueror

The Sniper:

INFIDELS!!! How dare you defile this shrine for my mission to snipe The Beard with your... your... with your singed butt hair & your fried nipples! Defilers & blasphemers will pay for their insolence! Soon I will put the stars in your eyes so you can see the truth more clearly!

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

Oooooppps. I derailed the wrong thread apparently.

well google says he lives in allentown, and he's 91, and google never lies

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kingjk729:

its my personal opinion that people are like cigars ..... they mostly get better with some aging.

So, I'm all for protecting the Beard, but can this really be that hard? you mail a box to CCOM's address, attn: Tim Blythe? Wouldn't that work? Works for every other business I know.

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That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

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Alex the unabomber and recipient of the MoW Special Forces Badge

doromath:

Some folks bomb your humidor: Alex bombs your mind.

Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

Yeah, good point. I thought about that, but their mailing address on here under contact us shows that same address. I don't know. The Beard isn't scared of a little bomb anyways. The bomb would fail to detonate in fear of the Beard's retaliation, which would surely be end-of-the-world type s**t

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There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.
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I'm more than willing to take one for the Beard. Send that bomb my way. I'll figure out which wires to cut!

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Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.

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Guns don't kill people......daddies with pretty daughters do.

lilwing88:

Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.

I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.

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I smoke them like crack...they've actually replaced crack in my rotation. - j0z3r

dennisking:

lilwing88:

Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.

I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.

The alex that knows everything! Not me.

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Alex the unabomber and recipient of the MoW Special Forces Badge

doromath:

Some folks bomb your humidor: Alex bombs your mind.

Alex Williams:

dennisking:

lilwing88:

Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.

I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.

The alex that knows everything! Not me.

HA!!! How many pm's did you get?

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cholmes8310:

Alex Williams:

dennisking:

lilwing88:

Alex Williams:

That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).

The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.

I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.

The alex that knows everything! Not me.

HA!!! How many pm's did you get?

Well actually none but I figures I'd better head that one off at the pass!

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Alex the unabomber and recipient of the MoW Special Forces Badge

doromath:

Some folks bomb your humidor: Alex bombs your mind.