To make money in college Tim's Beard rented himself out as Donald Trumps comb over.

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I am the rocks of eternal shore: Crash against me and be broken!~ En Sabah Nur

I just have to say that I was watching some of the old CCOM videos and I love the oldschool Tim fu manchu and mutton chops he was rocking in the intro.

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"Do not put off until tomorrow what you can avoid entirely."~ Ziggy

Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.

Nothing Tim touches turns to gold. Instead, it grows a beard.

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Lasabar:

Lot Lizards... The only profession where less teeth fetches a higher price....

I love Tim's beard, it's totally bad ass. While searching the interwebs for things about beards... I found this...

... I don't know what to say.

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"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain

nightmaremike31:

I love Tim's beard, it's totally bad ass. While searching the interwebs for things about beards... I found this...

... I don't know what to say.

Wow now that one hell of a beard

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"Do not put off until tomorrow what you can avoid entirely."~ Ziggy

if ever something deserved a WTF, it is that...

That so totally deserves a monster WTF

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Favs in Bio are yours??

Iam a standing member of PETA ...... People Eating Tasty Animals

Holy Freakshow. WOW is all I can say......
Back on track, I heard that Tim's beard was actually Moses' beard and since the dawn of time, it has been passed down thru the Knights Templar to the next recipient. It, according to legend, is the Holy Grail.

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I smoke them like crack...they've actually replaced crack in my rotation. - j0z3r

Th only thing that strikes fear into Jack Bauer is the Beard of Tim.

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"Long ashes my friends"

Blackbeard the Pirate is a nursery rhyme compared to The Legend of Tim's Beard!!

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"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain

best.thread.ever.

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"All things are possible through faith in The Beard."
- j0z3r 1/15/2010


pure.refreshing.bacon.

nightmaremike31:

I love Tim's beard, it's totally bad ass. While searching the interwebs for things about beards... I found this...

... I don't know what to say.

when that guy's beard saw Tim's beard, it got so scared it formed a cage outta itself.

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Ken Light:

Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.

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"All things are possible through faith in The Beard."
- j0z3r 1/15/2010


pure.refreshing.bacon.

Jdorais:

I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.

i like this idea. it's national tim's beard day

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I smoke them like crack...they've actually replaced crack in my rotation. - j0z3r

If your beard had $5 and Tim's Beard had $5, Tim's Beard would have more money then you.

Tim's Beard built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tim met all three bullets with The Beard, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Tim's Beard has allowed to live.

Tim's Beard is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Tim's Beard is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

It takes Tim's Beard 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.