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The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

Last post 04-24-2012, 10:50 PM by Roberto99. 536 replies.
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  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     04-28-2011, 4:30 PM

    Alex Williams:
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER
    Uh huh... remember ol boy said this when CounterTerrorism starts popping up again too... :-)



    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     04-28-2011, 11:03 PM

    So, it sounds like all of Cigarfest will get to bask in the glory of the Beard this weekend! I can't wait to finally meet the REAL beard :-P Should be a great weekend with a bunch of great people. All Hail The Beard!!!
    GO 'CUSE!!!

    Heavy:
    3. Tell your dog you'll quit smoking cigars when he quits licking his a$$. That'll knock him off his high horse.


    "If I paid $10 for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it."
    -- George Burns
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-22-2011, 6:31 PM

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    I've been told I'm the only one who can take a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and not get sent back in time. That being said it's true that I can slam a revolving door.
    The Beard abides.
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 1:01 PM

    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
    You cannot have faith without patience or patience without faith.

    Team Enfidl
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 1:49 PM

    beard needs to get in on the commerical action for stogies,> lol > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 3:16 PM

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    I just saw this thread and i now understand when BOTL make comments about "The Beard"... This is hilarious....

    There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.


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  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 3:17 PM

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    "The Beard" can make a stuffed animal bleed.......

    There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.


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  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 3:24 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXp-07lYhk&feature=related
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 4:18 PM

    roland_7707:
    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
    .. I KNEW there was a reason. Thank you.
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     05-23-2011, 10:29 PM

    There won't be a word in any languages dictionary until the year 2976 to describe the smell of The Beards farts and by then the smell will have evolved so much, the word will only be able to be used to describe how it smelled in 1986...


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  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     06-05-2011, 10:24 AM

    We are Ka-tet, We are one from many
    One hobby
    One community
    We ARE Brothers and Sisters of the Leaf
    (standing as one)All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard
    You cannot have faith without patience or patience without faith.

    Team Enfidl
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     09-21-2011, 9:48 PM

    The Beard once made a promise that defied the laws of physics. Physics would not hinder The Beard. Physics now has to be rewritten to include the Beard Constant (B).

    So E = MC^2B and F = MA + B
    I try not to step on toes, but some people keep sticking their feet out.
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     09-21-2011, 9:50 PM

    The Beard once bumped an old thread. That thread is now so young it won't be posted until 2046.
    I try not to step on toes, but some people keep sticking their feet out.
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     11-27-2011, 3:13 PM

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    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
    "What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar!" -Thomas Marshall
  • Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

     11-28-2011, 2:32 AM

    PsychoSJG:
    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
    LMAO. nice

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