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If you won the lotto...

Last post 11-03-2009, 7:04 PM by tony c. 43 replies.
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  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 2:52 AM

    I'd buy a house somewhere in Colorado or a place like Mammoth, Ca, buy a cabinet humi, finish up schooling a start life in a job that I want to do because I enjoy it and not because I have to do it. Then take the leftover money, set up my family and stow the rest away for taking trips and retirement.
    brsmith21:
    I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 3:53 AM

    I would buy a box of HMRs and give one to each of my friends, then I guess I would sit and smoke the other 20.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 7:26 AM

    After reading these threads the one thing I realized I should do with my vast and copious amounts of imaginary winnings is to buy a box of Backwoods!!!! ;)
    "Long ashes my friends"
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 10:43 AM

    I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 1:25 PM

    with the left over money after taxes...I would give a couple million the upstanding churches in my community, donate another million or so to charities like The Navigators, World Vision, Air 1 Radio, Project AK-47, and possibly a few others. I would then give a 10-20k to my family and good friends and with the little I have rest I would buy a "fix me up" property with a few acres, a GOF 2006 churchill by carlito and sit on my porch smoking and watching the sunset.
    Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 5:16 PM

    alienmisprint:
    I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

    LMAO ...why midgets ???
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 7:33 PM

    gmill880:
    alienmisprint:
    I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

    LMAO ...why midgets ???
    The real question is why he isn't hiring strippers instead. And midgets are funny.
    brsmith21:
    I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-23-2009, 8:14 PM

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    I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-24-2009, 1:43 AM

    tyronect:
    I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.
    lol, would she be down with that?
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  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-24-2009, 11:43 AM

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    phobicsquirrel:
    tyronect:
    I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.
    lol, would she be down with that?
    If she's not down with it, with a few million I'm sure he could find himself another one who is.

    Guess I'll add what I would do.
    If won 1-10 million I would go back to school and become a dentist, and start a practice.
    If I hit one of those mega 100+ million jack pots then I would buy a penthouse in NYC that i would use as a home base. House on the beach (Jersey Shore). Then spend my time traveling. Maybe get into drag-racing.
    Oh and most important get myself a membership to the Grand Havana Room in New York.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-24-2009, 1:34 PM

    gmill880:
    alienmisprint:
    I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

    LMAO ...why midgets ???
    The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-24-2009, 2:45 PM

    alienmisprint:
    gmill880:
    alienmisprint:
    I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

    LMAO ...why midgets ???
    The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.

    I can just see that Tony ! ROFLMAO
  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     10-24-2009, 6:04 PM

    That post inspired me... I would open my own porno studio that would specialize in midget porn!!! Oooooo yea!!!!

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  • Re: If you won the lotto...

     11-03-2009, 7:04 PM

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    I would "negotiate" with SallieMae for a payoff and then send in a check that 85% of what we agreed(mean I know, but you have not received 21 phone calls from them(between cell and home phones)) I would build a new house on our property where we currently live and absorbing a few extra lots.
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    Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
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