I'd buy a house somewhere in Colorado or a place like Mammoth, Ca, buy a cabinet humi, finish up schooling a start life in a job that I want to do because I enjoy it and not because I have to do it. Then take the leftover money, set up my family and stow the rest away for taking trips and retirement.

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brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.

I would buy a box of HMRs and give one to each of my friends, then I guess I would sit and smoke the other 20.

After reading these threads the one thing I realized I should do with my vast and copious amounts of imaginary winnings is to buy a box of Backwoods!!!! ;)

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I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

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skweekz:

It's like the world's most amazing game of Tetris in my humidor.

with the left over money after taxes...I would give a couple million the upstanding churches in my community, donate another million or so to charities like The Navigators, World Vision, Air 1 Radio, Project AK-47, and possibly a few others. I would then give a 10-20k to my family and good friends and with the little I have rest I would buy a "fix me up" property with a few acres, a GOF 2006 churchill by carlito and sit on my porch smoking and watching the sunset.

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alienmisprint:

I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

LMAO ...why midgets ???

gmill880:

alienmisprint:

I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

LMAO ...why midgets ???

The real question is why he isn't hiring strippers instead. And midgets are funny.

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brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.

I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.

tyronect:

I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.

lol, would she be down with that?

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phobicsquirrel:

tyronect:

I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.

lol, would she be down with that?

If she's not down with it, with a few million I'm sure he could find himself another one who is.

Guess I'll add what I would do.
If won 1-10 million I would go back to school and become a dentist, and start a practice.
If I hit one of those mega 100+ million jack pots then I would buy a penthouse in NYC that i would use as a home base. House on the beach (Jersey Shore). Then spend my time traveling. Maybe get into drag-racing.
Oh and most important get myself a membership to the Grand Havana Room in New York.

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gmill880:

alienmisprint:

I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

LMAO ...why midgets ???

The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.

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skweekz:

It's like the world's most amazing game of Tetris in my humidor.

alienmisprint:

gmill880:

alienmisprint:

I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.

LMAO ...why midgets ???

The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.

I can just see that Tony ! ROFLMAO

That post inspired me... I would open my own porno studio that would specialize in midget porn!!! Oooooo yea!!!!

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