A forum for cigar lovers.
Alex Williams:I think it might be the beard himself. He is testing us and our devotion to him. I will not succumb to these temptations! If it means i must be assassinated in the process- so be it. The beard is my leader, I must protect him at all costs!!
mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
doromath:Some folks bomb your humidor: Alex bombs your mind.
Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Heavy:3. Tell your dog you'll quit smoking cigars when he quits licking his a$$. That'll knock him off his high horse.
Hays: Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!! Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
dennisking:so someone wants to send the Beard gifts and we're saying not too, is that weird. I don't get it.
Alex Williams: Hays: Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!! Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times... hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to haha
jsnake: Alex Williams: Hays: Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!! Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times... hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to hahaI had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad!
A Blue Flamer. Glad to hear you survived Jsnake
badge54fd: jsnake: Alex Williams: Hays: Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!! Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times... hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to hahaI had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad! A Blue Flamer. Glad to hear you survived Jsnake
Alex Williams: badge54fd: jsnake: Alex Williams: Hays: Alex Williams: mrpillow:I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!! Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times... hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to hahaI had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad! A Blue Flamer. Glad to hear you survived Jsnake Done that. SUCKED! Burnt a hole in my lucky guinness boxers and singed my ass hair! Also hurt to sit for a few days.. I do really stupid things with fire ha