this is awesome.

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I smoke them like crack...they've actually replaced crack in my rotation. - j0z3r

Tim's Beard for President 2012!!

It is only a matter of time before Tim's beard is immortalized on Mt Rushmore.

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There is no blender but AJ, and The Beard is his merchant

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Tims beard is so high class that Tims beard gets into night clubs while Tim has to wait outside.

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"Do not put off until tomorrow what you can avoid entirely."~ Ziggy

Tim's beard is so manly his cigars auto-ignite as they approach those straight ligero hairs.

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There is no blender but AJ, and The Beard is his merchant

MOW Special Forces Badge Recipient

.......................He is the 2nd most interesting man in the world! (Second to the Dos Equis Guy!!)

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I just discovered this thread and I'd have to say I have been laughing my @ss off for the last 10min.

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"Long ashes my friends"

Krieg:

I just discovered this thread and I'd have to say I have been laughing my @ss off for the last 10min.

lol, me too!

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Tim's Beard is so big it won't return Spielberg's calls

Tim's Beard is so popular that Next *** Clark will countdown the dropping of Tim's Beard

Tim once got punched in the beard... 5 days later the offender was diagnosed with Cancer

When Tim was born the Beard was already at full mast, he rolled over, and started making everyone pancakes...

Tim's beard never gets in the way of food, the food knows better than to stick to Tim's Beard

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Who Farted?

To get fuller and stronger, Tim's beard works out. . . but it doesn't do push ups, it actually pushes the earth down.

Superman wear pajamas with Tim's beard on it.

Tim's beard is what Willis was talkin about.

Tim's beard played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. . . and won.

Tim once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it

LOL I didnt know that this was you Tim! LOL Nice Beard!

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"MITAKUYE OYASIN"

"OZZIE" OSBORNE


"Death By Diesel" Creator and Conqueror

Tim's beard has it's own holiday in 14 different countries.

Tim's beard can cure any disease

Tim's beard gives Chuck Norris nightmares

Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!

jsnake:

Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!

Heck yeah...you'll be seeing an empty box on my porch February 2nd!!!

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There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.

isn't that Groundhog's Day?? Wait, Tim's beard IS the groundhog

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dennisking:

isn't that Groundhog's Day?? Wait, Tim's beard IS the groundhog

Yes, The Beard actually dictates ALL of the seasons, but the media figured that would fuc.k with people's minds too much so they fabricated the Groundhog bullshi.t

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There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.