Lol ha ha

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“The thing that a lot of people cannot comprehend is that Mother Nature doesn't have a bullet with your name on it, she has millions of bullets inscribed with 'to whom it may concern”

Beagronomis:

Lol ha ha

Yeh im thinking it means "lower limit switch" its the only thing that really makes sense ;-)

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I am still here

LOL, it means Laughing Like $#¡☤!!!!

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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

I was reading a book one fine summer evening and enjoying a delicious Padilla Habano and needed to turn the page, so I placed the cigar in my mouth, turned the page, and as I was bringing my hand back up to my cigar, the healthy size ash-bomb fell off right on top of my finger. It was a blistering mess for about a week, but now I've got a dimple on the back of my finger to remind me that a healthy fat ash is good, but don't let that beauty burn you. Control your fat ash...

Battle wounds

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Tim B. (The Beard) -Coffee- "A patented mixture of ritalin and prozac with a little bit of jameson for taste."

"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain

nightmaremike31:

I was reading a book one fine summer evening and enjoying a delicious Padilla Habano and needed to turn the page, so I placed the cigar in my mouth, turned the page, and as I was bringing my hand back up to my cigar, the healthy size ash-bomb fell off right on top of my finger. It was a blistering mess for about a week, but now I've got a dimple on the back of my finger to remind me that a healthy fat ash is good, but don't let that beauty burn you. Control your fat ash...

Battle wounds

is this one big metaphor? just wondering :P

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"A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images" - George Sand, 1867

nightmaremike31:

I was reading a book one fine summer evening and enjoying a delicious Padilla Habano and needed to turn the page, so I placed the cigar in my mouth, turned the page, and as I was bringing my hand back up to my cigar, the healthy size ash-bomb fell off right on top of my finger. It was a blistering mess for about a week, but now I've got a dimple on the back of my finger to remind me that a healthy fat ash is good, but don't let that beauty burn you. Control your fat ash...

Battle wounds

How about dropping that fat ash onto your lap while driving 74.9 mph on I94 somewhere in Wisconsin? Good thing I had no cars next to me cause I used ALL the lanes for a few seconds. I now ash regularly out the window.
"No officer, I was NOT texting"!

I was in Cancun last year when Hurrican Gustav was crossing between Cuba and Cancun heading into the Gulf. The wind was blowing steady and the waves were crashing on the shore. I had a Long Island Icetea in one hand and a Bolivar Cuban cigar in the other and was out on a large rock next to the water. A big wave smashed into the rock and soaked me along with my cigar! The cigar was lost but the long island survived! It was probably a good thing I had a few drinks!

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JZ:

I was in Cancun last year when Hurrican Gustav was crossing between Cuba and Cancun heading into the Gulf. The wind was blowing steady and the waves were crashing on the shore. I had a Long Island Icetea in one hand and a Bolivar Cuban cigar in the other and was out on a large rock next to the water. A big wave smashed into the rock and soaked me along with my cigar! The cigar was lost but the long island survived! It was probably a good thing I had a few drinks!

\ Could've been worse...you could have fallen in! but at least you saved the long island.

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"Long ashes my friends"

Well I'm in the Army here in Afghanistan... and when I saw that I could buy Cuban cigars here legally, I figured why the hell not. I found a Cohiba Siglo VI that I let sit in my humidor until my birthday came around. I started smoking that thing and the first inch was awesome. Then of course some yahoo pilot decides to fly his Black Hawk a little too close and I dropped the stick from the sudden rotor wash. Thankfully the "5 second rule" applied and after wiping off the dust and losing the nice ash, the rest of the cigar was equally excellent. Crisis averted I guess, but it could have been bad! Hope I didn't catch any weird diseases off the local dirt, but dang if that cigar wasn't worth the Hepatitis or whatever I'll come down with...

I've had the Cohiba Siglo VI myself, and it is a really good smoke. The price was a bit high but the experience was nice. I would have invoked a "1 hour rule" on that 1 since I would have chased down that pilot! JK !

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I recently made a purchase from Thompson Cigars and received two "follow" up phone calls trying to either sell me something else or for no apparent reason (not kidding either. Some Indian lady called last night just to remind me that I was purchasing tobacco products from the internet. I was like - no shite really?)

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-Moby

Goldy: "I don't even know what to say to someone throating a cigar"

xmacro: " (Insert Bill Clinton Joke) + (Insert Gay/Phallic Obsession Joke) = Laugh "

mobyallan:

I recently made a purchase from Thompson Cigars and received two "follow" up phone calls trying to either sell me something else or for no apparent reason (not kidding either. Some Indian lady called last night just to remind me that I was purchasing tobacco products from the internet. I was like - no shite really?)

your stuck for life

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"A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images" - George Sand, 1867

Really? I had a feeling...lol

tshaw:

mobyallan:

I recently made a purchase from Thompson Cigars and received two "follow" up phone calls trying to either sell me something else or for no apparent reason (not kidding either. Some Indian lady called last night just to remind me that I was purchasing tobacco products from the internet. I was like - no shite really?)

your stuck for life

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-Moby

Goldy: "I don't even know what to say to someone throating a cigar"

xmacro: " (Insert Bill Clinton Joke) + (Insert Gay/Phallic Obsession Joke) = Laugh "

mobyallan:

I recently made a purchase from Thompson Cigars and received two "follow" up phone calls trying to either sell me something else or for no apparent reason (not kidding either. Some Indian lady called last night just to remind me that I was purchasing tobacco products from the internet. I was like - no shite really?)

I've never heard anything good about those guys. I work with a lady who has a husband that smokes cigars. We've talked a bit here and there about cigars, and she said would bring me one of his catalogs. I told her that I shop at cigar.com, and she replied "Oh, well, you probably get a better deal than he does then." Yes I do.

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Only real men cut their cigars with the tusks of elephants.- Hugemoose

tshaw:

nightmaremike31:

I was reading a book one fine summer evening and enjoying a delicious Padilla Habano and needed to turn the page, so I placed the cigar in my mouth, turned the page, and as I was bringing my hand back up to my cigar, the healthy size ash-bomb fell off right on top of my finger. It was a blistering mess for about a week, but now I've got a dimple on the back of my finger to remind me that a healthy fat ash is good, but don't let that beauty burn you. Control your fat ash...

Battle wounds

is this one big metaphor? just wondering :P

Metaphor?...?...

It's a shpeach impediment. And it sheemsh to follow through in to my typing abilitieshs every now and then.

I'm an ash man. And a big ash is hot... but I'm jusht a little guy and I don't have big handshs, sho I can't alwaysh handle the big hot ash very well. Shometimesh I need to warm up and do shome shtretchesh and what not to prepare. I like to think of myshelf ash an athelete when it comesh to big ash.

... wait, are we talking about cigarshs?

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Tim B. (The Beard) -Coffee- "A patented mixture of ritalin and prozac with a little bit of jameson for taste."

"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" Mark Twain