Well that works well for you then. Didn't mean to make fun of your condition.

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CONSULTING:
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

kod:

I plan on going downtown for the fireworks with some friends. And i am going to smoke my first gurkha titan.

I just smoked my first Gurkha Beast last night, so make plenty of time. That ring gauge took some getting used to though o.O

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Smoke=Fire:

kod:

I plan on going downtown for the fireworks with some friends. And i am going to smoke my first gurkha titan.

I just smoked my first Gurkha Beast last night, so make plenty of time. That ring gauge took some getting used to though o.O

Hey smoke, I have one napping in my humidor, I don't know when I can get to that..What did it take two hours plus ? I've usually have had enough smoke for one cigar at about the hour mark.. after that it starts to make me feel over tobacco-cated % ~

madurofan:

Well that works well for you then. Didn't mean to make fun of your condition.

I didn't think you were. And even if you were, like I would mind? :)

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kaspera79:

I've usually have had enough smoke for one cigar at about the hour mark.. after that it starts to make me feel over tobacco-cated

Now that's interesting. To me, at least. Unless I just don't have the time, I always want more than an hour out of a cigar. (Easy, fellas. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.) An hour and a half is what I consider a good, everyday smoke. If I have the time, even longer is better. (See previous.) I've been known to smoke 2 Hemingway Classics back-to-back.

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urbino:

kaspera79:

I've usually have had enough smoke for one cigar at about the hour mark.. after that it starts to make me feel over tobacco-cated

Now that's interesting. To me, at least. Unless I just don't have the time, I always want more than an hour out of a cigar. (Easy, fellas. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.) An hour and a half is what I consider a good, everyday smoke. If I have the time, even longer is better. (See previous.) I've been known to smoke 2 Hemingway Classics back-to-back.

Now thats hard core.. I've done two and three a day but never back to back.. I think I start to lose the flavor of the cigar after an hour and need to give my taste buds a rest That and I get a bit of a buzz from stronger cigars that I enjoy.. And that is not what I want from a cigar..

I hear ya. There are definitely lots of cigars I wouldn't want to smoke 2 of like that. And I sometimes get the buzz, too. I prefer that stage right before that, where you're just . . . mellow.

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I'm a fan of smoking one then waiting at least an hour or so before i go to the next. But thats usually because there is a party at my house or just people over that i have to act nice to and not just be the "cigar addict" guy. Although it's been tempting on many occasions.

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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and miss. --Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

kaspera79:

Smoke=Fire:

kod:

I plan on going downtown for the fireworks with some friends. And i am going to smoke my first gurkha titan.

I just smoked my first Gurkha Beast last night, so make plenty of time. That ring gauge took some getting used to though o.O

Hey smoke, I have one napping in my humidor, I don't know when I can get to that..What did it take two hours plus ? I've usually have had enough smoke for one cigar at about the hour mark.. after that it starts to make me feel over tobacco-cated % ~

About that, though I tend not to notice my watch when I am smoking ;) I suggest blocking out at least two hours uninterrupted smoking. Give the wife some money and tell her to go shopping :P

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Smoke=Fire:

Give the wife some money and tell her to go shopping :P

Woah that could be dangerous. My wife is entirely capable of bankrupting us in two hours.

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CONSULTING:
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

urbino:

madurofan:

Well that works well for you then. Didn't mean to make fun of your condition.

I didn't think you were. And even if you were, like I would mind? :)

LOL I hope no one on here ever takes what I say too seriously, unless it is directly about cigars I'm probably kidding.

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CONSULTING:
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

madurofan:

Smoke=Fire:

Give the wife some money and tell her to go shopping :P

Woah that could be dangerous. My wife is entirely capable of bankrupting us in two hours.

Really??? 2 hours......thats pretty damn impressive. well i guess it wouldn't be too bad if you just gave her one of those visa gift cards, then she could only spend a certain amount. Unfortunately it would have to be an ungodly amount of money to make sure that she was gone for 2 full hours.

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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and miss. --Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

la-henry:

madurofan:

Smoke=Fire:

Give the wife some money and tell her to go shopping :P

Woah that could be dangerous. My wife is entirely capable of bankrupting us in two hours.

Really??? 2 hours......thats pretty damn impressive. well i guess it wouldn't be too bad if you just gave her one of those visa gift cards, then she could only spend a certain amount. Unfortunately it would have to be an ungodly amount of money to make sure that she was gone for 2 full hours.

You're kidding me, right? Do you know how much time my wife just spends ~looking~ at things, before she even decides what to buy? About the 800th time she asks me "What do you think" I'm a drooling idiot, wondering if the alarm will really go off when I crash out the fire exit.

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Well here we go with the first Holiday Story!

I just got back from watching the fireworks in a local park (This township likes to do the fireworks on the night before for some reason)

Getting ready for some pyrotechnics I light up a cigar (One I don't know, just had a large green X on the label) and begin to enjoy about an inch of this near churchill sized champion and all-of-a-sudden a Man yells out to me

"Hey buddy nice Cigar, it smells GREAT!"

I then realize that this man is packing up his family and leaving the grass about 30ft. away to move about 100yds. down the field all the while furrowing his brow.

The best part was that after he had his "Ace-Hole" remark and my many nights watching this forum I thought he was actually serious and I said "Thank YOU!!!" and the thought crossed my mind to offer him one!

After the initial thought that a BOTL was commenting on my fine Stick, and the reality that this guy was a bigger Douche than the president of Summer's Eve set in I immediately told my girlfiriend OUT LOUD that all the gentleman had to do was ASK and I would have moved to the street to finish (Just to make sure the others around me felt they could approach me if it DID bother them) Fortunately no one had any other problem and I finished the stick in peace and got one Helluva show!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

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Mr. Powers I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a Stiff Neck all day

He's got worse problems...he's probably an Obama supporter. It's one thing for us to be curtious and move away from those that don't enjoy cigars as we do but when I guy doesn't have the NADS to ask in the first place then screw him.

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Andy

'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.' R. Reagan