Lasabar:

Allright Gentlemen... I'd like to take some time to talk about Hookers and their relationship to cigars...

Now Ladies of the night never truly found a home until Johnson Tobacco & Co. started with there Rim-Job and Figurado promotion in 1926........

Close this thread ...

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

kuzi16:

dutyje:

Look at kuzi staying all on-topic... I agree kuzi. I don't think it's a bad thing at all. And it may all be coincidence anyway. But if it isn't, what a great opportunity to help them help us. Everybody wins

im tryin to stay on topic. its a resolution of sorts. ill tangent but ill try and mention an on topic point.

maduro scott, the market research thing was EXACTLY what i was getting at. you just summed it up in two words and i took a paragraph. im ok with that too.


this place gave me the opportunity to talk about cigars all day if i wanted to (and i do if you look at teh time of my posts)

It makes sense. After all, I am sure we cross a wide demographic of cigar smokers, and so what we are talking about can be plausibly assumed to be what other cigar smokers are discussing. It is good business practice to sell what your customers want.

If a Hooker shows up as a bonus on the next one day deal that clinches it, though. :P

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Smoke=Fire:

If a Hooker shows up as a bonus on the next one day deal that clinches it, though. :P

If a hooker shows up a say we do a box split ;)

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

madurofan:

Smoke=Fire:

If a Hooker shows up as a bonus on the next one day deal that clinches it, though. :P

If a hooker shows up a say we do a box split ;)

OMFG! I'm at a Periodontal Surgeons waiting room waiting on my girlfriend... and everyone is staring at me for laughing!

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Mr. Powers I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a Stiff Neck all day

You kids. I can't take you anywhere.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

So I take it your not in on the box split urbs?

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

In on it? I'm looking for the brain bleach to get the image out of my head.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

LMAO ... so no hookers for urbs on his birthday

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

madurofan:

Smoke=Fire:

If a Hooker shows up as a bonus on the next one day deal that clinches it, though. :P

If a hooker shows up a say we do a box split ;)

Dibs on the bottom half :P

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

Eww, hooker halves?.... I honestly thought we were above this kind of rowdy talk... for shame *shakes head and walks away*. :P

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

I'm no lumberjack, but I can handle the splitting.

and since jozer was inpired to burst into song on another thread, how about some Oscar Brand:

Well it was over and under and a one time more
Ride on! Ride on!
Over and Under and one time more
The sheets were split and the mattress tore
The springs gave way and they hit the floor
Ride on you buggers ride on!

Well they hit the floor with a frightful crack
Ride on! Ride on!
Hit the floor with a frightful crack
The shiek's proud horn was forever slack
The poor girl split from front to back
Ride on you buggers ride on!

Well here's the moral for one and all
Ride on! Ride on!
Here's the moral for one and all
If you're out for blood but you're scared to fall
Try it standing against the wall
Ride on you buggers ride on!

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My foot hurts

WOW!

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

j0z3r:

Eww, hooker halves?.... I honestly thought we were above this kind of rowdy talk... for shame *shakes head and walks away*. :P

I was talking about just splitting the box, but if you guys wanna split the whole hooker thats up to you! lol

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez