Jeep Wrangler

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Question, challenge, and always keep a fresh battery in your bullshit detector

alienmisprint:

Lost virginity in back seat - twice!!

Woah! Battin for both teams?

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It's BORKs not BOTLs

There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

TatuajeVI:

alienmisprint:

Lost virginity in back seat - twice!!

Woah! Battin for both teams?

Glad someone caught that. ;)

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skweekz:

It's like the world's most amazing game of Tetris in my humidor.

'87 Chrysler Le Barron, Maroon. You had to slide this puppy into neutral at stops to keep the idle going. Eventually you lost the paint on the hood as it started to wear away and all of the wheel covers (?). You did get to take it to Junior Prom, too bad you got so drunk at your buddy's party after that you had to walk home. Your date didn't seem to mind for the first three miles...

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“Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.” -Nikola Tesla

1966 ford mustang candy apple red ...you still have it and once ran over a family pet but not seriously injuring it because your big 'ol foot got hung between the gas and brake pedal (hey it could happen !)

1988 honda accord. red or 1968 corvette stingrau

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1998 Red Chevy Monte Carlo SS. You were personally responsible for destroying two mailboxes with this car and drove it to Mexico at least once.

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Happiness is a full humidor.

Hays:

Ok, so I'm finally approaching the 1000 post mark, and true to forum tradition, I'm holding my own contest.

Guess My First Car's Make and Model!

Groovy bonuses will be given for accurately guessing:
-Year
-Color
-Memorable moments that happened to me

I know this is a pretty open contest, so guesses will be accepted until I hit my 1000th post (I will try to keep my post down). If there are no accurate guesses.... I'll figure that out if I come to it lol..

Ready?
Set?
GO!

Hays I commend you on recieveing some of the most INSANE Answers to this post... what have you done to all these guys since you have beeen o this forum!

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"MITAKUYE OYASIN"

"OZZIE" OSBORNE


"Death By Diesel" Creator and Conqueror

I'll go with something from the late 90s, given your age........

How bout a '98 Pontiac Grand Am, Red in color. You picked up your first prom date in this car. You also drove it to Mexico once to see a "donkey show". That was all on the same day.......

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Guns don't kill people......daddies with pretty daughters do.

Can I just say I about fell off my chair with the "Donkey Show" reference LMAO

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"If it Ain't Broke, Don't Fix it"

Faves/Wish List in Bio

I am going to guess your first car was a Ford Mustang 1990 and was red

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Death By Diesel

lilwing88:

I'll go with something from the late 90s, given your age........

How bout a '98 Pontiac Grand Am, Red in color. You picked up your first prom date in this car. You also drove it to Mexico once to see a "donkey show". That was all on the same day.......

ROFL!!!! Being somewhat new here, I'm not sure if people just have overactive imaginations paired with a wicked sense of humor, or if Hays has a 'reputation'...

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"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am" - Homer J. Simpson

minibeezy:

lilwing88:

I'll go with something from the late 90s, given your age........

How bout a '98 Pontiac Grand Am, Red in color. You picked up your first prom date in this car. You also drove it to Mexico once to see a "donkey show". That was all on the same day.......

ROFL!!!! Being somewhat new here, I'm not sure if people just have overactive imaginations paired with a wicked sense of humor, or if Hays has a 'reputation'...

A little from Column A and a little from Column B.........

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Guns don't kill people......daddies with pretty daughters do.

1989 Mustang LX 5.0.

Metallic Blue
Convertable?

So memorable things there. Popped your cherry (or at least got your first BJ).
1st car you went to a drive in movie in without your rents. 1st car you got stoned in!

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minibeezy:

lilwing88:

I'll go with something from the late 90s, given your age........

How bout a '98 Pontiac Grand Am, Red in color. You picked up your first prom date in this car. You also drove it to Mexico once to see a "donkey show". That was all on the same day.......

ROFL!!!! Being somewhat new here, I'm not sure if people just have overactive imaginations paired with a wicked sense of humor, or if Hays has a 'reputation'...

LMFAO....it's making me wonder what my reputation 'round these parts really is as well! lol

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There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.