Goldy:

I have a friend that doesn't lick the stick or anything but somehow he saturates the cigar with spit so by the time he is 75% done the cigar is put out by spit. Its really gross.

jlmarta:

One of the regulars in our Saturday afternoon herfing group has the disgusting habit of slobbering all over his stogie before he lights it up. He'll stick it halfway down his throat and slurp it as he pulls it out. Then he rolls it in his fingers, licking it all over. Yucchh!

I've gently explained to him on a couple different occasions that there really isn't any benefit to be derived from this god-awful display and, unless he thinks they're really intended as adult lollipops, he ought to cease and desist. And I've told him that saliva isn't a viable solution to an unravelling wrapper and how to obtain and use pectin for that purpose. All to no avail, I'm afraid.

Anyone have any opinions on how to deal with this guy? He's not a bad sort but in this and a couple other minor respects he's a bit of a slob.

Marty

Goldy:

mobyallan:

xmacro:

Goldy:

I dont even know what to say to someone throating a cigar.

(insert Bill Clinton joke) + (insert gay/phallic obsession joke) = laugh

Macro - you just made the bottom of my signature. Goldy makes it as an assist. Funny stuff.

Awesome, you made my day!

brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.

Lasabar:

A mysterious book written by a man named "Min Ron Nee" is "SUPPOSED" to be the end all be all book about Cuban cigars. In this book the author explains that he is accustomed to doing this (wetting the cigar before smoking). He exlaims that he has done this to some of the world's finest cubans!!!

Crazy!!!!

Anyone have any opinions on how to deal with this guy?

nightmaremike31:

but not if it's going to teach me to be gayer than a unicorn shitting a rainbow...