I am laughing so hard I can't think of a great response about The Beard. For those of you not capitalizing The Beard's name you better watch out.

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

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There is no blender but AJ, and The Beard is his merchant

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fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

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"Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth" Bill Hicks

j0z3r:

fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

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PuroFreak:

j0z3r:

fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

I'm afraid you are all mistaken. Why would The Beard need trimming? It is Beard perfection, and will always remain perfect.

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There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.

When my beard grows up, it wants to be like Tim.

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Cigars are not an addiction, they are a hobby. An addicting hobby...(YankeeMan)

A little known fact is that shortly before filming a tv pilot, Tom Sellek met Tim B for the first time. According to witnesses, Tom arrived on the set of Magnum P.I. with swollen red eyes and patches of toilet paper all over his chin.

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Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

Hello, I am The Beard. It is nice to meet you.

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It's BORKs not BOTLs

There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

The Beard is disappointed in your Christmas gift...

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It's BORKs not BOTLs

There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

When taking the SAT's write "Tim's Beard" for every answer. You'll score over 8,000.

Luko:

Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

The Beard finds your lack of faith, disturbing.

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"If life was fair, ELVIS would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson

Tim's beard is registered to vote.

Tim's beard could solve world hunger.

You may be able to start a riot, but Tim's beard can stop one cold.

Tim's beard is will soon be registered as a national landmark.

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Ken Light:

Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

One ligero-filled hair of Tim's beard could cure cancer. Too bad Tim's beard never needs to be shaved.

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It's BORKs not BOTLs

There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

this is just priceless.