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The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-09-2010, 5:21 PM

	xmacro
	Joined on 05-07-2009 Florida Posts 2,880 Reply Quote Report abuse

If you film The Beard and watch it on your tv, it'll appear in 3D. If you put on 3D glasses while watching, you'll see The Beard in 4D. Yes, I said 4D - The Beard is always one dimension ahead.

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Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 10:04 AM

	dennisking
	Joined on 11-04-2009 Keizer, Oregon Posts 2,952 Reply Quote Report abuse

must. not. let. this. die.

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Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 11:16 AM

	illinoisgolf99
	Joined on 01-24-2010 Gray, TN Posts 1,191 Reply Quote Report abuse

dennisking:
must. not. let. this. die.

Tim's Beard IS the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World", he just wears that Spanish guy costume so the paparazzi don't follow him around

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 1:00 PM

	cabinetmaker
	Joined on 06-07-2009 Abilene, TX. Posts 2,533 Reply Quote Report abuse

"... and on the eighth day, after resting, God created Tim's beard."

Ken Light:
Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 5:39 PM

	Jetmech_63
	Joined on 11-06-2008 Visalia, CA Posts 2,210 Reply Quote Report abuse

...If you grow it....they will come......:)

"I can't stop stupid sir, i can only slow it down!"

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Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 6:00 PM

	MarkH
	Joined on 08-11-2009 Minneapolis Posts 127 Reply Quote Report abuse

I've been sneezing a lot lately. I think Tims beard is polliinating. Be careful not to inhale the spores or ...ARGHHH..

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-28-2010, 8:20 PM

	Dark Roast
	Joined on 03-21-2010 St. John, Indiana Posts 279 Reply Quote Report abuse

Whenever I have a sh!ty day at work...I just stare at Tim's beard and all my troubles melt away. I bet his beard has a degree in psychology!

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-29-2010, 12:47 AM

	24footjet
	Joined on 08-19-2009 Eastern Washington Posts 140 Reply Quote Report abuse

The boogeyman checks in his closet at night for Tim's beard.

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-29-2010, 1:06 AM

	ljl
	Joined on 02-20-2010 Illinois Posts 825 Reply Quote Report abuse

Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?

“Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.” -Nikola Tesla

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-30-2010, 8:18 PM

	Diamondog
	Joined on 10-25-2009 Ottawa, Canada Posts 3,985 Reply Quote Report abuse

Jimi Hendrix's guitar was strung from 6 of Tim "The Beard"s hairs.....no f'ing wonder it sounds so damn good...

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Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
04-30-2010, 8:21 PM

	cabinetmaker
	Joined on 06-07-2009 Abilene, TX. Posts 2,533 Reply Quote Report abuse

Tim's beard was why they crashed in Roswell so many years ago.

Ken Light:
Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
05-01-2010, 12:13 AM

	mrpillow
	Joined on 01-16-2010 Corpus Christi, TX Posts 484 Reply Quote Report abuse

Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
05-01-2010, 2:42 AM

	cabinetmaker
	Joined on 06-07-2009 Abilene, TX. Posts 2,533 Reply Quote Report abuse

mrpillow:
Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?

Yes, I'm sure.

Ken Light:
Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

Re: The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
05-01-2010, 7:03 AM

	Dark Roast
	Joined on 03-21-2010 St. John, Indiana Posts 279 Reply Quote Report abuse

The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"