Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

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Garen B:

Diamondog:

Redtailhawkoz:

it is Rumored that HAYS is beggining to Grow and Beard to Challlenge Tim B....... The BEARD..... Cant wait to see this!

Tims beard just snuck up on Hays' and shaved it off......contest OVER....

Actually Tim's Beard just threatened to shave Hays' beard and Hays' beard hairs fell out.

LMAO

Actually, though The Beard is comprised of diamond-sharp straight ligero hairs, I have contracted with our resident Alien to construct a new beard of my own of an amazing, indestructible material known as dontfuckwithmeium.... ;-)

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Tim's beard...Febrezes itself!

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Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

But this cannot be, as a previous post pointed out that the beard cannot be shaved. So how are they acquiring these hairs?

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cholmes8310:

Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

But this cannot be, as a previous post pointed out that the beard cannot be shaved. So how are they acquiring these hairs?

If "The Beard" agrees anything is possible....

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Diamondog:

cholmes8310:

Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

But this cannot be, as a previous post pointed out that the beard cannot be shaved. So how are they acquiring these hairs?

If "The Beard" agrees anything is possible....

Yes, even if The Beard must construct a new shaving device made up of Triple Ligero beard fragments.

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TatuajeVI:

Diamondog:

cholmes8310:

Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

But this cannot be, as a previous post pointed out that the beard cannot be shaved. So how are they acquiring these hairs?

If "The Beard" agrees anything is possible....

Yes, even if The Beard must construct a new shaving device made up of Triple Ligero beard fragments.

This one is easy........ Tim's beard will just grow another beard, donate it, and write off $2.5 million on his income tax.

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According to the ancient Mayan Calender in the year 2012 all beard hairs worldwide will simultaneously fall out in deference to Tim's Beard, known around the world as "The Year Of The Beard" The hieroglyphics clearly show a bearded serpent called Kukulkhanligero, which translates "the great serpent with ligero hair".

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I heard Tims beard does Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap...any truth to this?

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Diamondog:

I heard Tims beard does Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap...any truth to this?

Tim's beard is like the Godfather, it has lesser beards do the deeds so nothing gets traced back to The Beard.

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brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.

Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

I got through the 1st line of this and figured that this was serious!

Then realized! Oh yeah, this is the TB appreciation thread! Too funny! Too gullible!!

Need more coffee

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Fourtotheflush:

Diamondog:

Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;

"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"

No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....

I got through the 1st line of this and figured that this was serious!

Then realized! Oh yeah, this is the TB appreciation thread! Too funny! Too gullible!!

Need more coffee

Oh it's real alright.........

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I wonder if tim reads this thread to cheer up if hes having a bad day. How can you read this and NOT laugh out loud. :)

NYHCx516x:

I wonder if tim reads this thread to cheer up if hes having a bad day. How can you read this and NOT laugh out loud. :)

Tim never needs cheering up. His beard gives off oils that contain Zoloft.

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lilwing88:

NYHCx516x:

I wonder if tim reads this thread to cheer up if hes having a bad day. How can you read this and NOT laugh out loud. :)

Tim never needs cheering up. His beard gives off oils that contain Zoloft.

Tim actually invented and patented Zoloft in a quest to find something, natural or chemical, that would calm the rage of The Beard whenever it was around inferior beards. He finally realized there was no quelling the rage so he moved from his home in Amish country, gave up the patent on Zoloft and began a new life in the city as a cigar.com consultant, and every so often in the Philadelphia news papers you'll read stories of another attack on a sparsely bearded person...so the legend goes.

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