The beard is a Jedi Master!

I got in to a staring contest with Tims beard once...it wasn't pretty, don't ask me about it, it took everything I had in this moment to even bring it up....

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Diamondog:

I got in to a staring contest with Tims beard once...it wasn't pretty, don't ask me about it, it took everything I had in this moment to even bring it up....

The Beard won a staring contest with a stuffed bear head.

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j0z3r:

The Beard won a staring contest with a stuffed bear head.

In addition to the staring contest, The Beard had more individual hairs than the entire head of this great Grizzly bear.

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There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

TatuajeVI:

j0z3r:

The Beard won a staring contest with a stuffed bear head.

In addition to the staring contest, The Beard had more individual hairs than the entire head of this great Grizzly bear.

There is a story that tells of each individual whisker having more hairs than any 5 dens full of grizzly bears. The facts are debated, but we all know the truth.

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Remeber those are no ordinary hairs, they are straight triple ligero.

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There is no blender but AJ, and The Beard is his merchant

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Tim's beard compels me to buy more cigars...

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Ken Light:

Now what we have is a president who is a limp d!ck worthless piece of slow-acting, overly-analytical nonsense wrapped in a fast-melting candy-coating made of hope... Get him the hell out of there.

Tims Beard is the end all be all answer to everything.

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Hayblet:

May the Beard's shade provide you with a hiding spot.

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Tims beard is scheduled to appear on Larry King Live tonight...get the popcorn, its gonna be interesting...I am predicting Tims beard will smack Larry within the first 5 minutes.

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Diamondog:

Tims beard is scheduled to appear on Larry King Live tonight...get the popcorn, its gonna be interesting...I am predicting Tims beard will smack Larry within the first 5 minutes.

They announced after the show that it would now be called "The Beard Live". Larry King is nursing a broken jaw and preparing his resumé.

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Tims beard a.k.a "The Beard" and Mahmoud Ahmadinejads beard are scheduled for a 12 round bout at MSG December 18, 2010 for the undipusted beard heavy weight crown. I wouldn't miss this one for anything, a beards gettin knocked out for sure!

Mike Tyson was aksed if he would step into the ring with Tim "The Beards" beard he said, "I'm retired but I would have back in the day, no guarantees but I would have back in the day....."

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Tim's Beard is the answer to all the questions on the tv show LOST

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I smoke them like crack...they've actually replaced crack in my rotation. - j0z3r

it is Rumored that HAYS is beggining to Grow and Beard to Challlenge Tim B....... The BEARD..... Cant wait to see this!

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Redtailhawkoz:

it is Rumored that HAYS is beggining to Grow and Beard to Challlenge Tim B....... The BEARD..... Cant wait to see this!

Tims beard just snuck up on Hays' and shaved it off......contest OVER....

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Diamondog:

Redtailhawkoz:

it is Rumored that HAYS is beggining to Grow and Beard to Challlenge Tim B....... The BEARD..... Cant wait to see this!

Tims beard just snuck up on Hays' and shaved it off......contest OVER....

Actually Tim's Beard just threatened to shave Hays' beard and Hays' beard hairs fell out.

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brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.