Enough, by god. Here it is, the last and final revision of the Boffo Birthday Order. This is it, I mean it! ("Anybody want a peanut?")

10 - Oliva Special S, Diadema
1 - Gran Habano VL (2005), Churchill, Maduro Box of 15
10 - Graycliff Original Release (1997), Coronas Especiales
10 - Rocky Patel Vintage 1992, Churchill
10 - Avo Domaine #30
12 - Gurkha Centurian
12 - Gurkha Royal Brigade
5 - Montecristo Media Noche No.3
10 - A. Fuente Don Carlos #3
5 - CAO L'Anniv. Cameroon Churchill
5 - Trinidad Corona
10 - Sol Cubano Sumatra Churchill
5 - Punch Gran Puro Pico Bonito

I threw in the Punches so kuzi would love me.

That gives me 7 cigars I've never tried -- GH, Royal Brigade, Monte, CAO, Trinidad, SC, Punch -- and all the others are cigars I've rated 9.0 or higher.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I just wet my pants

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My foot hurts

Again? You really should see a urologist.

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urbino:

Again? You really should see a urologist.

Or a proctologist, could be an enlarged prostate... never too young to get poked, and I fully realize how wrong that sounds, let the games begin.

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

Am I the only one to get the "Princess Bride" reference?

"NOBODY messes with a Sicilian... Especially when DEATH is on the line!"

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Mr. Powers I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a Stiff Neck all day

Heh. You're the first to comment on it, at least. Love that movie.

j0z3r:

never too young to get poked

That's just what I keep telling the police.

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Lasabar:

Am I the only one to get the "Princess Bride" reference?

"NOBODY messes with a Sicilian... Especially when DEATH is on the line!"

I missed it! I don't see it! Gahhh!!

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My foot hurts

HA! Princess Bride is a great movie! A buddy of mine preformed our wedding ceremony, he went and got a one day license to do it. It was really cool, anyways at the rehersal to start off his stuff he said "Wove, Twue, Wove" Everybody except my wife and his wife found it hilarious. Its funny to them now bc they told him they'd kill him if he did it during the ceremony.

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

One last adjustment. After smoking that Padilla 68 last night, I need to have some of those. I would've sworn I'd ordered a fiver a while back, but can find no evidence of it. Anyway, I'm going to go with 5 Sol Cubano Sumatras instead of 10, and add 5 of the Padillas.

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Can I recommend making one or two of the Padilla '68 a robusto. This was the size I went with, and I enjoyed the hell out of it...also the highest rated in the line if CA ratings mean anything to you (they don't mean a whole lot to me).

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

Duly noted, Joe. I wish they made it in a corona. It seems like that would be a great size for it.

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Great pick on the Padilla 68. I always overlook it since I always try to keep some in my box.

It's here! It's here! The new phonebook my Boffo Birthday Order is here!

insert Homer Simpson drooly noise here

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood ....

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

urbino:

It's here! It's here! The new phonebook my Boffo Birthday Order is here!

insert Homer Simpson drooly noise here

Set the table Urbi... we'll all be over in 10 minutes to sing Happy Birthday, Eat cake, (and to mooch a few of those sticks:)! ) You should be a happy man for a day or two anyway eh?