nudie:

Tim's beard naked!!! rare pic!!!! only able to be captured by Nudie himself ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` `

See I told you guys the beard is multiplying!!!!!!!!

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Hayblet:

May the Beard's shade provide you with a hiding spot.

MOW Special Forces Badge w/Ranger tab 09/04/10

www.smoketherevolution.com

PM @sand

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nudie:

PM @sand

Back at ya Nudie

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Hayblet:

May the Beard's shade provide you with a hiding spot.

MOW Special Forces Badge w/Ranger tab 09/04/10

www.smoketherevolution.com

Tim once attempted to shave his Beard . . . the result is the reason why we only see Tim's left hand in the picture

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Question, challenge, and always keep a fresh battery in your bullshit detector

Doomsday Vault Norwegian island of Spitsbergen

CONTENTS

Worlds Doomsday Seed Vault, containing seeds from around the globe
10 of Tims beard strands

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Tim and his beard will one day achieve a symbiotic relationship. Together they will become the universes first wookie.

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vice president, department of redundancy department

kingjk729:

its my personal opinion that people are like cigars ..... they mostly get better with some aging.

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

LowSpark:

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

LOL! Nice

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There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.

LowSpark:

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

Wow, this just took one of those unexpected and wierd twists that I didn't expect and makes you feel uncomfortable.

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There is no blender but AJ, and The Beard is his merchant

MOW Special Forces Badge Recipient

I thought you would be used to it by now gypsy. There's a pretty good argument for most of the guys here to be locked up in the looney bin and it's not so bad here once you get used to the padded walls and Nurse Ratched.

And to the relevancy of the thread, Tim's Beard gave Jesus the gift of Beard.

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brsmith21:

I've heard the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Thankfully, I don't have a problem. I'll just smoke more.

LowSpark:

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

Tim's beard had a pet Cobra named Beverly. He would take it for walks in the park and even taught it to answer the phone. One day, Beverly bit the maid. So, with tears in his eyes, Tim's Beard shot the maid!

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim tried to get The Beard to take out the garbage? (last night, I tried to kill myself again) Anyway, Tim's Beard is sitting on the couch and Tim tells The Beard to take out the garbage. The Beard punches Tim in the face, throws him in a bag and drops him on the curb and says, "There Tim, I took out the garbage!"

Tim's Beard drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

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It's BORKs not BOTLs

There is no blender but Litto Gomez, and I wish I was his merchant.

LowSpark:

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

Tim's beard AKA Bill Brasky.

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"Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth" Bill Hicks

for fear of having a strain of Tims Beard, I shaved my beard off today.

I completed the shave without any problems.

Thankfully, I do not have Tims Beard!

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MOW Badge: Honorable Service recipient 9/21/2010



Work called! They said if you dont come in on Friday, dont bother to come in on Monday! - Whoo hoo four day weekend!

The Dos Equis Man does not often admire another mans beard. But when he does, he prefers Tim's.

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Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Give 'em Hell Alabama!!!

j0z3r:

LowSpark:

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

Tim's beard AKA Bill Brasky.

lol

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